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Cookie Monster just came out of a purple portal with a cookie

cookie monster and a time-portal

cookie moster discovers the meaning of time

cookie monster thinks he has the meaning of time figured out

Chain-smoking Cookie Monster knows your secret.

Detective cookie monster knows you are full of lies and he won't have any of it. Prepare for torture.

Constipated, Watson?

Last night, he could not make it, he tried hard but he could not make it. LAST NIGHT, HE COULD NOT MAKE IT! On a holiday...