a black testicle beheading a white house n' balls

Rob Reiner holds his breath while contemplating his own superiority.

A yellow man pondering his existence while staring into the stars, which are made of rainbow sprinkles.

An angry red-faced man is being chased by an old man with a beard and a cane, who is being chased by his grandson. It don't make no sense.

Brilliant artist defiantly drawing a dick even when specifically told not to

Cool dude shoots gold coins out of his mouth

Doodle or Die

Cronenberg Rick and Cronenberg Morty communicate with Cronenspeak

Aslan jams out to Beats by Dre

Earthworms doing the dirty

Either a handjob or a coat->butt

Caitlyn Jenner is a conspiracy theorist

My wife's morning orgasm

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