Cool dude shoots gold coins out of his mouth

Doodle or Die

Cronenberg Rick and Cronenberg Morty communicate with Cronenspeak

Aslan jams out to Beats by Dre

a black testicle beheading a white house n' balls

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Caitlyn Jenner is a conspiracy theorist

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Chibi guy is squeaky clean after taking a nice hot shower, and applies copious amounts of spray-on aftershave.

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The Pandorica Opens; The Tardis Explodes

The sheep is startled by the ENDERMAN, who's moving a grassy dirt block.

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