Doodle or Die

Peace has returned to Banana Hill. But at what cost? The river runs red with blood. Was it worth it?

Who the hell puts efforts into drawings anymore? This guy is lazy as fuck, he'll just scribble all over his face. Fuck your formalities!

Doodle or Die

Two bashful ladies get their vaginas inspected by two under-qualified physicians.

Quickly! Thou must use thine pole to leap o'er the orange baseball mitten filled with pecans!

"Whoa, cool it birds. Blue Bird, you need to learn to listen to Green Bird. Green Bird, you need to be more appreciative of Blue Bird."

The tension between the tall people and the short people in Hungary reaches its peak.

The Doodle or Die logo declares "ABSTRACT" to the two citizens below who look rather confused.

Is it worth giving up your humanity in exchange for a lifetime as a cat in order to attract catgirls? Is it really?

For your birthday, your cat has cut the novelty person-shaped cake!

Doodle or Die

Dad has time to make one more dad-joke as his son discovers him hanging himself.

Pikachu faints from Geodude's deadly gas attack.

I͙̠͇'͉̭͖͎̗m̰̟̼̲ͅ ̻̳̜a͙̹̠͇̗f̼̯̞͔̻r̹̘ͅa̤ͅi̘̺̗̘̦̠̼d̲̬ ̝̦͓͙̙͙t̤̪̣h̻̯̭a̼̼̱̝̞̺̩t̬̰̼ͅ ̯̲̗̙̘w̟̱̲̫o̘̯̟͚̣͎ͅṇ͙̦̬̫̦'͕̥̲ͅt̩͔̬̱̩ w̰̩͎͕̤͖o̤̰͍̦̥rk ̺J̥̹o̬̰n

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