A person in a tall black hat sits around a campfire with a long, green snake. They both toke it up.

This lowly foot is surrounded by love

A man's ass is eaten by his own decapitated head. Guillotine and all! Yum yum yum!

A long document with red wording, which is actually a long string in a red ball of yarn.

A blue bird with purple hair is rather bashful in regards to her polka-dot dress

OH BOY, IF I SPAM A DYING WEBSITE AND RUIN EVERYONE'S FUN, THEY'LL HAVE TO USE MY DUMBSHIT SERVICE

Blinky the ghost looking at a chili dog in a blue background

It's a reindeer! And instead of antlers, it has a green snake growing from its forehead! Isn't nature amazing?

This man hides his hideous face within a paper bag with two eye-holes cut out.

We at Doodle or Die have had ENOUGH new chains! Enough, goddamnit!

A busty and curvaceous eldritch abomination with a thousand eyes sits seductively on a couch. Behind her, a man is disgusted yet aroused.

A black cat with orange stripes wearing a blue collar emits a strange blue glow. He peers deep into you with yellow eyes.