The suffering of my kin has become my sole pleasure in life. Like a knife longs for flesh, I long for our end.

What is life? A blob riding a skeleton down grassy fields. Such beauty is rarely seen in our modern world.

Taco has been deemed an art by Abraham Lincoln himself.

The turtle knew it was over the second the soap fell to the ground. The yellow monster shows no mercy, and today will be no different.

Beast and man alike are fooled by the simplest of means. Behind every cute exterior lies the mind of a murderer.

Mario could never forget 9/11. He thought about it every waking hour. The explosion, his family, it was like it was yesterday. Never forget.

Young Slenderman is riding his bike.

Officer Mixerhead was known for being ruthless. Sarah, a student in Kid High. Asks her mother who this myserious man of justice is.

a stickman is serving a fab dinner

a cartoonish tomato is looking derpedly at a cartoonish carrot

Elementary my Dear Apple Jack, this corpse is 20% cooler than a living pony. Which means the murder happened exactly 2 hours ago.

A cloud stole his candycane, it was then Bob learned that life is unfair.