Gotta stretch fast

Creepers be creepin'

The king of bread.

5 lions playing poker. They are using dead orphans as gaming chips.

The cat is dead, and it is all your fault.

Osama Bin Laden is turned into a zombie and goes on a rampage in the local Walmart.

A constipated fat man straining to shit.

Steroids: it exists.

Mom, you don't understand! I have the entirety of Tumblr just WAITING to hear my enlightening opinions!

3 zombie heads rolling towards a piece of candy.

The sky gained sentience and fell in love with a woman.

Freaky mutant bird says hello.