God liked this planet. So he put some rings on it.

A man does not like what he has seen on the computer, and has fetched his pistol accordingly - but will he shoot the computer... or himself?

A constipated dog.

A castle. It must belong to the dwarves, because the front of it says "dwarves ftw." Rock on, dwarves.

A humanoid Rayquaza kind of thing? I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I apologize to all of you.

One of those fucking ponies is wearing a sombrero and saying "No Hablo ESPanyolez!"

Timmy, age 3, has written a wack-ass rap. His father is impressed.

The word "canon" does not mean the same thing as the word "cannon," and people need to learn the difference.

Two old, decrepit dinosaur people (or possibly fetuses, I'm not sure) next to the fountain of youth. They may be too late.

A sailor with a pompadour yelling at his blonde-haired, black wife for not doing the dishes. She seems quite sad.

A close-up of a black cat fish. It stares into your soul. (Or it could be Mr. Popo from Dragonball Z)

Presumably, a chain-breaker.