A surprised house yells, "WHAAAT?" I don't know, either, House. We'll make it through this together.

a ~sugoi~ orange

"I am Appeh," says a disappointed man riding in a hot air balloon.

NLFHeTMFLRFrStraPLKnBRs"ight"??????

An alien in a UFO meets the yellow submarine. He looks scared. :C

Nigel Thornberry and Bart Simpson's horrid lovechild prepares to stab his teeth into his face with a carrot.

Doodle or Die

A knight locked in battle with the biggest most bad-ass dragon that's ever been drawn. Fuck!

A man does not like what he has seen on the computer, and has fetched his pistol accordingly - but will he shoot the computer... or himself?

A constipated dog.

Someone peed on my red shirt. :C

A fat ginger man bleeding profusely from his nose proclaims "she is my waifu" while showing you an anime body pillow. Fuckin' gross, man. :C

A literally-black woman with no arms wearing Kanye sunglasses and listening to her iPod.

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