dude just received a postcard in the mail from his moose bro, who appears to be vacationing near a swimming pool. wish you were here, bro.

a yellow figure sits near a yellow stream, mourning over the body of a yellow blob. in the background, a blobby yellow sunset.

poliwag broke his tail. now poliwag all poli and no wag.

turtle doesn't realize his baby turtle is actually a grenade

a penis worries about fitting in with a diverse new crowd

Sentient young butts dance the "Poot'n'poot" down at the local rock 'n' roll hall. They're pretty good dancers.

Three pepperonis on trial for conspiracy to commit murder

A floating butt glued a leaf onto its cheek and now self identifies as a person.

milkman loves to spend his lunch hour with durpsy, the developmentally disabled cow. sadly milkman's pitiful life just depresses durpsy.

kilted irishman seems to believe he is the arbitrator of justice and pee puns when it comes to public urination.

a pink flower floats through space, reflecting on the cosmic mystery that is life

Doodle or Die

A hurricane flash flood of lemonde suddenly hits. To protect his infant son from the deluge a man shoves his baby into his own mouth.

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