giant onion man enjoys a blunt atop his trusty steam-powered dinghy

space robot enjoys space

a very fat brown seabird bursts out of an apple owned by Google

silky-haired scrotum is upset with the other body parts for firing frank, the hand.

a couple of crips holding up an apparently bloods-affiliated Kentucky Fried Chicken fast foodery

One of God's angels miscalculated her flight trajectory and ended up crashing into the Dead Sea. She's pretty bummed about it.

A super intense stink eye from another dimension

tell the ghost where da bitch at!!

A man with one lazy eye looms over you as you sleep, his outline barely visible in the moonlight

The greatest whodunnit of our century: Who burned down the Great Wall of Mexico??

hey you ninja turtle, give me back my microphone!

little elf is losing his mind over the joke a two-headed man just told him

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