The GHOSTS has taken control of the pirate ship that just robbed a Tea carrying vessel.

Toucan Sam is doing lines of froot loops.

Lincoln is super into shutter shades and instagram.

Zeus is gonna shove a lightning bolt up where the sun don't shine if you don't put on that bee costume.

Bowser reflects on how his obsessive love for Mario led him to this prison cell.

mst3k is riffing on the simpsons couch gag.

Pikachu at karaoke appears to be having some poop related issues.

A little girl goes for a walk with her pet turtle.

A hermit crab trolls for girl on shell action in the aol chat forums.

Medusa reads a smutty novel in bed.

Sure is boring working at the emergency room front desk now that everyone's immortal.

You've slept through the alarm again! It's probably due to the concussion.