Mr. Creepy Tree has gotten to that point where he's eaten half a pizza and is thirsty, but he's too lazy to walk across the room for a soda.

Ultros, while going on an energy drink and snack chips induced bender, accidentally kicks his $3000 Macbook. He failed to save his thesis.

Upon his dark mare rides Golem, scourge of the Old West. None can escape the twirl of his Precious lasso. Hisssssss.

Curiosity is getting a bit too curious and the whole world is invited to watch.

You know how hamsters cram stuff in their mouth? WELL THIS ONE'S STUFFING IN THE WHOLE GODDAMNED NEIGHBORHOOD. TIME TO FREAK OUT AND RUN!

I am the Count! The Count cannot draw, only count! How many eyes are on this man? One... two... TWO EYES! TWO EYES! HA HA HA HA HA.

Charlie the Duck has given his time for his country, but gets nothing in return. He turns to booze, gazing up into the dirty city to forget.

The aquatic humans of the future stumble upon the most sought after artifact of mankind: Super Hornio Bros.

Anybody who told you that filming cat videos would never make you rich didn't know what they were talking about. Buying all the catnip now.

Lassie is so sick of this shit. Goddamnit, somebody set up a ladder for the goddamned well.

Dali's decided to keep up with the modern times.

You can't fool me, clown. The moment they let you out of jail you're going to come over and eat all of my dogs. I just know it.