Tall blonde woman hands a short old man a bottle of mace.

Hi Face! Brrt-brrt-BRRRT

Doodle or Die

A commie has just gotten out of his fast food job to spread his manifesto using a musical leafblower.

Doodle or Die

The height of four kiwi birds is equivalent to the height of one emu.

Doodle or Die

A goose showing love for its brethren the only way it knows how: violence and insults.

Murder duck covered in murder blood. It looks on, thirsty for more.

Some surfer is surfing. He'll probably die in the next panel after getting sucked into an undertow or some shit.

New Chain

Cars. Thousands upon thousands of cars erupting out of volcanoes and just everywhere, holy shit so many cars.

Private Group

Some eggplant has gotten into this man.

Private Group

A closeup of a cat's face. The cat seems to be shy about something.

Half man, half wearbeaver starving for the flesh of children, also has a lisp.

New Chain

Only Oreo knows how to make Billy happy.

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