Pac-man's flashbacks of the moment he ate Mrs. PacMan forever haunts him but is powerless do anything because he just can't stop. The horror

The sun is wrought with self-doubt over his two nonillion kg of weight. "I shouldn't have eaten all that hydrogen" he says. Too bad, fatty.

The sun is an asshole. Don't listen to him, Earth. You don't need him

Sonic high as shit after buying weed with ring money

Possessed bird stares into your soul

Badass

Ms. Baboon-Butt-for-a-Face dyed her hair blue and is upset at the poor dye job

Pink dragon loves me

mew :3

Farmer fish is dissapoint in his son for failing marine biology. Also underwater farm

Necrophile proposes to his true love

PARTY ON THE SANDWHICH! WHOO