The sun is wrought with self-doubt over his two nonillion kg of weight. "I shouldn't have eaten all that hydrogen" he says. Too bad, fatty.

Ms. Baboon-Butt-for-a-Face dyed her hair blue and is upset at the poor dye job

Pink dragon loves me

mew :3

Farmer fish is dissapoint in his son for failing marine biology. Also underwater farm

Necrophile proposes to his true love

Doodle or Die

PARTY ON THE SANDWHICH! WHOO

New Chain

Adam Jensen smooth as saxxy sax man

4th annual meeting of the League of Evil Ducks Bent World Domination. Todays' agenda: Whacky whacky gadgets

-"Check out my pensssil guys." -"Ew no wtf is wrong with your neck?" -":("

Magneto. lolololololololololol

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