Orange taunted the snake, "You cannot catch me, for I am too fast, and your tail grows longer by the second. Failure is inevitable."

Stereotypically Asian satan wants to give you a baggie of cocai- flour. It's flour. Just, like, hold on to it for a while, ok?

The next iteration of Sonic the Hedgehog's constant redesigns.

The four vegetables trudged onward, increasingly aware that each step along this frozen peak could be their last

Gunter the penguin preparing for a long day at the office, while wearing his Hefner robe and bunny slippers.

An interracial porno based on the live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series. It looks like the lead actor is really enjoying his pizza

The brave office repairman, Bjorn, faces his greatest foe yet: The Dread Mechanical Copydragon, Kinko of West Sherwood Ave

Afro-clad Black Dude helps Generic Flexible White Guy repair his ass with a spanner. Blowing in it seems to help, somehow.

Lorne Michaels wearing The Mask recieves soup from a wizard while standing near a hearth.

Kool Aid Man can't stop gorging himself on sugar packets, and is not the biggest loser.

Sega has decided to re-enter the console market. Draw their next game system.

Pikach-ew.