I actually do own a Smith Corona. I type stuff up with it.
Murderous teletubbies
Facial jurs, in your best calligraphy
Loan shark and polka dots
Frankenstein's monster has a better fashion sense than you.
"Try harder next time"
Today's Draw Phil Naked is...
Bobby, I
rainbow cat
Peanut man with a top hat singing and menacingly pointing a bow and arrow
A Sherlock Holmes style fish
a drop of water orders you to halt
war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength murder is art