I actually do own a Smith Corona. I type stuff up with it.
a drop of water orders you to halt
war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength murder is art
purple hot dog and blue mustard
hmm looks like a little boy with a telephone hand
Facial jurs, in your best calligraphy
an orange man worshipping a tree
elmo rotated a hundred and eighty degrees
Bro have you seen my socks?
Spongebob squarepants
A gangsta denigrates the pope
A penguin and an eraser, out in the cool
A bearded man screams and shouts and his orange shirt sports a lightning bolt.