gears of war
A man's otherwise normal foot has a tomato for a big toe.
tree shoots laserbeams
Free NASA toothbrush.
NEW CHAIN
An evil scale that has YouTube on one side and porntube on the other
a child witnessing the death of her first and favorite barbie doll as her brother had pulled its head off.
Green and black. 'Nuff said.
Ken has killed Barbie with a Barbie doll. He has even dismembered the body so thoroughly that Barbie no longer has any members at all. <3
Dem Vampires. Dem Zombies. Dem Dancing. Da DJ is Frankenstein. No Werewolfs allowed. And who da fuck invited dat ninja. He aint even drunk!
I want YOUR ham, in my microwave.
Bleeding out of ever orifice
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