Draw yourself. No cheating.

Harry potter shoving his hands up his ass

Harry Potter crawling on the ground and holding his butt with the letters "SPCHKL?" I'm not sure what this is.

Jordan is having a birthday party all by himself. He decides to spell SPCHKL on the wall with some chocolate cake. Thereafter he farts on it

some weird german fetish involving cake and a teapot

Hitler's birthday and he heils a pony ass

A racist, drug-addled miscreant's idea of humor. How distasteful.

lighting chocolate on fire

A chocolate bar....ON FIIIIIRE

mars bar on fire

a mars bar on fire

Blue, red and brown.

Watson thinks I'm sexy and gives me his address

EarthBound

an extreme close up of yoshi's back

Mutant spinach

A giant cabbage will destroy you. OH NOES!

giant pickle man terrorizes small human

A pickle, mutated by gamma radiation, finally begins taking his revenge on the pickle-eating population. Vegetarians, beware.

Angry bag firing lasers at a pickle and a broccoli from his eyes.

A lunchbox using his laser vision to disintegrate the pickle that the broccoli is using for cover.

A red lunchbox with eyes slices a tree in half with its laser-eyes.

superman's suitcase firing it's lazers at a tree

tree shoots laserbeams

Tree growin arms out of its ass,

Tree jizzing cotton candy

tree with a penis cuming a heart

A mindless man downs a shit tonne of glue. He should really quit.

An unattractive person sings about their love for cake and pie.