A zombie confuses Chinese noodle take out for brains. Win-win, really. No one dies. Except for the noodles. They die horribly.

Tisk-tisk. Is melting to death in the hallway really a good reason for being late to class? Really? I mean really? For shame. Detention.

Doodle or DIE. ... The later years.

Slender man was nice enough to return your glasses before killing you. Wouldn't want you to die without seeing it coming. :D

Mmmm.... I don't think so. You seem drunk enough.

Slenderman strip tease goes horribly wrong.

Jeffery watches in horror as he slowly transforms into chocolate, it's a hot summer day too, and he's started to melt. Oh the humanity!

When most people fall over, they just fall over. When Jim falls over he morphs into an old turtle. Not sure where the cane came from though.

A man has discovered that his fingers are gone on both hands. Except for his middle fingers.

This is a lemonade stand. Just a normal lemonade stand. Totally legit. Totally. Yep.

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