The sun is rising over the sea, in the distance we see three birds take flight

If you had super powers do you think you'd do good things, bad things, or just goof off?

Owls are the avian version of cats. They're like cute fluffy pillows filled with seething hatred.

Mmmm.... I don't think so. You seem drunk enough.

It's dangerous to go alone. Here. Take this.

Don't forget the pie.

Purple hair for the win. (I'm a fan of blue hair myself, but purple is awesome too.)

Stahp it

Hi *waves*

The Holy Floating Cat sees ALL. ... Yes. He's watching you do 'that' too.

STEVE CARLSBERG IS JUST AWFUL.

Now tell me, what IS the function of a rubber duck?