Entropy.

Michelangelo is suddenly bound by nunchaku in the middle of sculpting. He pines briefly, then decides to become a crime fighting turtle.

An invisible person stands on the corner of a sideways house, overlooking some type of treacherous chasm.

If I could have anything in the world, I'd choose a brick. I know it might not be the conventional choice, but I like bricks. Brick me!

This pink cube of wheat is comfortable with its sexuality.

In a frenzy of imperialism, the United States has now claimed a knee as its newest territory. (Formerly part of the Axis of Kneevil)

A lonely saguaro cactus sets the scene for the showdown in some forgotten Sonoran wasteland between a man and... an armadillo.

Mr. Lessthaneyes is courting Ms. Greaterthaneyes. Apparently opposites attract. Though they both do have lambda legs, so that's something.

Blue mohawk; black, thick rimmed glasses; unfortunate buck teeth. But he has a great personality.

Nicatine. Of course, I think I'm being clever, but the person who has to draw this probably doesn't agree.

The crowd is very impressed by the collection of bouncy balls the presenter has displayed.

A praying mantis is forced by sinister windmills to play the keyboard. Maybe it's a....playing mantis! Get it?