The alchemist finally discovers how to turn cats into money.

The horse is tiny, but it don't care. It'll neigh at you just the same. That tiny horse just don't care.

Grandmother is recalcitrant and lazy.

Stew and the Negro Problem.

Entropy.

Woo! This man is so excited he got red in the face.

I absolutely, categorically, emphatically refuse. The answer is no. Is it yes? No. The answer is no.

Michelangelo is suddenly bound by nunchaku in the middle of sculpting. He pines briefly, then decides to become a crime fighting turtle.

A woman looks ponderously upon a plate of bacon and scrambled eggs.

Don't worry, bee happy.

Angry, three eyed Octopus king looks for the champion.

Gummi worms compare phenotypes in a primitive attempt of confectionery eugenics.