Oh, come on. Quit ruining the fun. Obama makes a daring escape out of the White House, as the ants began to attack.

A young man comes home from college, only to walk in on his parents doing the nasty in his bedroom.

A Catholic schoolgirl is actually a man in disguise. Your faps have been in vain.

Ronald McDonald, after years of meth abuse.

Barack Obama, against the wishes of his adoring populace, rides out on his warhorse. With his sword sheathed at his belt, he rides to battle

"Doodle or Die changed its layout, so now I need to create a chain complaining about it boohoo :("

The primary demographic of Doodleordie.com

...Mutant Xerxes wants to give you a hug.

Elvis tries to keep rival cats out of his territory by spraying all over himself.

Einstein steals the theory of relativity from a Science Place (which is called a laboratory, I believe)

A surly man with a very oblong sign is sick of shit.

Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAAKE!