A cowboy hat has seen some shit.

The Green Party!

Mike Tyson fights his strongest opponent: A killer whale.

A bear stares at the moon, wondering when his parents will return.

A cat hides in a woman's bra,

Some kind of conspiracy theory scribbled onto a napkin.

Elvis tries to keep rival cats out of his territory by spraying all over himself.

Penile acrobatics

A man loves his giant meatball to the point that he hugs it, and loves it.

Norwegian forest cats. Lots of them. Staring into your soul.

Draw the REAL reason why the rum is gone.

President Lincoln, after his incident at the theater, is absolutely terrified of finger-guns.