Doodle or Die

Viking offers a crayola crayon anal... BUT! Here's the problem: This crayon has no anus!

Doodle or Die

The galaxy is actually inside a large, orange submarine.

If you're a Chilean, you don't give a fuck

SpaceJam but actually in space.

A bloody knife. Now that's what I call eDgY

Someone had fun making the gingerbread men this year

It's a bunch of blobs trying to be a salad. You'll never be good enough

Mario is dressed in nothing but matching red bra and underwear. He states that he is SO pregnant, but is he really?

A watermelon cries over his fallen brother.

Cat accidentally kills his owner and says, "Aw shiz, did I do that?"

Doodle or Die

A fish talks to a therapist about his issue after he had sex with a muffin. All the good things he has done were never noticed though

It is painful for Sonic to hold onto the rings.

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