A multitasking man flips you off while picking his nose at the same time

Donald Trump with a pasty white face instead of his usual orange.

Doodle or Die

A detailed diagram of the one dollar bill

New Chain

An alternate universe where Earth is actually a projection left on a large pringle.

Doodle or Die

Viking offers a crayola crayon anal... BUT! Here's the problem: This crayon has no anus!

A nun and redneck Jesus

If you're a Chilean, you don't give a fuck

Mexican man ponders the doodle description above

A piece of Asiago Cheese

Depeche mode music

A monkey riding his elephant mount

A man aims to hit a pedestrian. +5 points if he can crush the bike too!

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