DAMN SUPERMAN CAN'T AFFORD TO COLOR HIS SYMBOL ANYMORE SO THE WHOLE THING IS NOW BLUE. WHAT A CHEAP ASS.

WINGED COOKIES TERRORIZE A SINGLE BLACK MAN FOR REASONS UNKNOWN

NEWS FEED FROM TONIGHT; MAN CAUGHT TOUCHING A BOX. MORE ON THIS AS THE STORY DEVELOPS

Shitmas Tree!

Wedge of cheese getting hella high

DOCTOR WITH A THONG ON HIS MOUTH ASKING WHAT THE REPRODUCTION IS

CONFUSING, but lovely, WHAT IS THIS FROM?! owo

Man drinking some good piss? WHILE SKUNK IN CORNER IS THINKING THAT THAT GUY IS ALRIGHT

Car chase! THE SUN IS CRYING BECAUSE THE FISH WON'T LEAVE THAT ONE GUY IN THE CAR ALONE & THERES A FACE IN THE SKY MAKING BEDROOM EYES AT U

I hope Computer Senpai notices me! ∩˙▿˙∩

Demon with a hella cute angel

Why is Hitler on all of these