WINGED COOKIES TERRORIZE A SINGLE BLACK MAN FOR REASONS UNKNOWN

NEWS FEED FROM TONIGHT; MAN CAUGHT TOUCHING A BOX. MORE ON THIS AS THE STORY DEVELOPS

Shitmas Tree!

Man drinking some good piss? WHILE SKUNK IN CORNER IS THINKING THAT THAT GUY IS ALRIGHT

Car chase! THE SUN IS CRYING BECAUSE THE FISH WON'T LEAVE THAT ONE GUY IN THE CAR ALONE & THERES A FACE IN THE SKY MAKING BEDROOM EYES AT U

DAMN SUPERMAN CAN'T AFFORD TO COLOR HIS SYMBOL ANYMORE SO THE WHOLE THING IS NOW BLUE. WHAT A CHEAP ASS.

I hope Computer Senpai notices me! ∩˙▿˙∩

Demon with a hella cute angel

Wedge of cheese getting hella high

Why is Hitler on all of these

Bearded man waving at you seducively

Squirrel crying over the fact that there is deaed baby in their perfectly good puddle of blood