My name is Kirby, and I'm a killer. After I ate some gyros at this Greek place, Snorlax popped up and tickled my toes. So, now he's dead.

A cute drawin' of a happy, bald dude who's holdin' a coy toaster. He is presentin' it to a cat mamita who doesn't know tf is goin' on.

A detailed drawing of a mustachioed man whose energy depleted the more he continues to facepalm at one's ignorance. Serve me some milk.

A blessed hot dog that was bestowed divine powers by Saint Michael the Archangel himself. THE MEAT CAN SEND YOU TO THE COLDEST PITS OF HELL.

A lone pyramid rests in a realm that is made entirely out of unified cubes. It appears that it's being held as some sort of cosmic prisoner.

Of course you're pretty, my calcium-ridden skelebuddy. You're the cutest pile of bones anyone could ever ask for. Godspeed, you sweet thing.

I'm so tough, I can grow blonde eyebrows and attract orange butterflies to my long, luscious, and black hair. WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PUPILS.

It costs approximately 12 keys to purchase an Unusual Flaming Testicle for the Weighty Armament Man.

The flag of the United States and the flag of Canada are partaking in some sweet coitus. Canada is about to blast some maple syrup on the US

That devilish Sonic has captured another innocent bystander. The victim is being held prisoner in a cube as Sonic and his henchman smile.

A hairless man is disconcerted at something, as he's pointing his finger at it and is proclaiming that it's dirty. He could be horny.

I return from school, hence why I shall play some LIMBO in the darkness. Oh, no, the boy is gonna get eaten by a spider. Funny. I laugh.