My name is Kirby, and I'm a killer. After I ate some gyros at this Greek place, Snorlax popped up and tickled my toes. So, now he's dead.

The flag of the United States and the flag of Canada are partaking in some sweet coitus. Canada is about to blast some maple syrup on the US

That devilish Sonic has captured another innocent bystander. The victim is being held prisoner in a cube as Sonic and his henchman smile.

The three black, yellow-eyed goats have finally gathered together to summon Lucifer's purple watermelon to turn back into human beings.

A hairless man is disconcerted at something, as he's pointing his finger at it and is proclaiming that it's dirty. He could be horny.

I return from school, hence why I shall play some LIMBO in the darkness. Oh, no, the boy is gonna get eaten by a spider. Funny. I laugh.

Sleep Deprived Man has acquired a new collectable: a shiny tomato! He is granted 200 points for his totally gnarly discovery, brah.

I wonder what it's like crying next to a fruit basket...

My name is Homer J. Simpson. Haha, you're are idiot. Best regards, you're mom. Hrehe, donmuts.

A portrait of a pretty kitty with white fur, large, yellow eyes, and a red collar that kinda resembles a scarf. The gatito wishes you well.

A detailed drawing of a mustachioed man whose energy depleted the more he continues to facepalm at one's ignorance. Serve me some milk.

A blessed hot dog that was bestowed divine powers by Saint Michael the Archangel himself. THE MEAT CAN SEND YOU TO THE COLDEST PITS OF HELL.