A monster stars you down at the base of the Flat Irons in Colorado as a supernova explodes behind a comet.

A giant raincloud is sick. For this reason it has been tethered to the ground.

What a delicious looking red apple!

Italy plus cat.

I have a yellow horse. He is fat.

Four orange basketballs bounce up and down. Suddenly, one opens its eye and puts on a very stylish hat.

You are sitting in a field watching the sun set. You can see Saturn, but one of its moons is causing an eclipse of sorts. Also, you're high.

Pretentious asshat has weird eyebrows. He is judging you. He is judging you hard. He doesn't think you are as smart as he is.

A sad angel on a cloud is disappointed by the lack of kitties in heaven.

A shark murders a squid by firing a lazer out of its mouth, Hitler threatens Hitler with a strange pattern firing gun. Also, big coat unicycle guy.

Old McDonald had a Farm EIEIO. And on this farm he had a-- OH SHIT IS THAT A VELOCORAPTOR? RUN! EVERYONE RUN! AUGH! WHY DOES HE OWN THIS!?

Samus Aran takes a shit while reading the newspaper. The aliens can wait until she is done.