Old McDonald had a Farm EIEIO. And on this farm he had a-- OH SHIT IS THAT A VELOCORAPTOR? RUN! EVERYONE RUN! AUGH! WHY DOES HE OWN THIS!?

Samus Aran takes a shit while reading the newspaper. The aliens can wait until she is done.

A festering scab near an elbow. It is quite painful.

A dog getting a belly rub.

A gnat on a plate.

Frank Zappa. Motherfucking Frank Zappa. Draw Frank Zappa. You can draw Frank Zappa doing whatever you want.

A vaguely human lifeform has been killed by a murderous coat hanger. The coat hanger has written something in the blood "It Never Works"

A four eyed black man behind a piano wearing blue sneakers is really excited to have cupcakes.

A giant raincloud is sick. For this reason it has been tethered to the ground.

Yet another douche just writes shit. This time it's not even shit that makes sense. This fucker is really pissing me off. Ruins the game.

A man presents a bag of cash to a woman wearing polka dot panties.

A gun with a scope lies in a steaming pile of cow shit.