A shy Nessie emerges from the lake to lovingly offer you a peanut. Aww.

Snoop Simba Sim be straight pimpin on hood-rock. It is a fine day to be king, dawg. Word. Dope. That shit is mad fire. Crazy mad fire dawg.

I found a nickel! It's name is Philip! IT'S A GIRL NICKLE!!

A confused gun enthusiast tries to get his child a deadly birthday bear?

Oh greatest Zeus, why dost thou sendeth thine presents full of lightning which our mortal formes cannot fathom?

Nintendo original characters WITH GUNS!!! Yes or no?

You know your food has gone bad when it starts yelling at you to leave it alone and listens to loud music in its room. Nobody understands.

The yellow skinned man in the hooded orange suit says, "um, yeah. I do have rice balls attached to both sides of my head. so what?"

A red haired girl does a joyful dance to summon a shy ghost that is covered in an assortment of meat products.

It's raining men.

A bird's eye topographic type map depicting a hilltop with a skiilift on it. An annotation has been made where skiing is allowed.

Unsatisfying long distance relationship.