As he stares into the mirror, Fire Kirby sees the apelike Lord of Puns standing behind him. Oh SNAP.

A shy Nessie emerges from the lake to lovingly offer you a peanut. Aww.

A sea turtle reveling in the beauty of the clean and cool ocean, which he calls home.

Oh greatest Zeus, why dost thou sendeth thine presents full of lightning which our mortal formes cannot fathom?

Luchador Piggy-Back Rides!!!

Yeah it's broken man. I can see the bone.

BUT CAAARL THAT'S HORRIBLE. How could you DO that CARL?

Don't ask questions.

Pixel art.

A bird's eye topographic type map depicting a hilltop with a skiilift on it. An annotation has been made where skiing is allowed.

We hash-tag to show that we care. And to try to get people to love us. I don't get enough publicity... #artistproblems

Unsatisfying long distance relationship.