"Why were you out so late? Son, I'm very disappointed."
Litter boxes are bad ideas, cats have to walk on their own poop.
A purple-haired woman has seen things that no sane person should.
A flying potato returns to its home planet.
A man believes that the concept of "shipping" is poppycock.
More spoilers. You know what, draw whatever you want, I'm done with this.
The sun attacks a city with its deathly heat rays
For the first time in history, a red-headed pear is allowed to compete in the X-games. It does poorly in the sleigh event.
Ms. Ample Bosoms elegantly walks on the catwalk, her red dress and good looks dazzling everyone
A literal "hot dog" crying, that is, a dog in a bun, with ketchup mustard and lettuce or something green.
A happy flying cabbage escapes from a bus.
A visibly shaken man shakes another man "Brace yourself! Winter is coming," he warns.