"Why were you out so late? Son, I'm very disappointed."

A purple-haired woman has seen things that no sane person should.

A flying potato returns to its home planet.

A man believes that the concept of "shipping" is poppycock.

More spoilers. You know what, draw whatever you want, I'm done with this.

Litter boxes are bad ideas, cats have to walk on their own poop.

The sun attacks a city with its deathly heat rays

For the first time in history, a red-headed pear is allowed to compete in the X-games. It does poorly in the sleigh event.

Ms. Ample Bosoms elegantly walks on the catwalk, her red dress and good looks dazzling everyone

A literal "hot dog" crying, that is, a dog in a bun, with ketchup mustard and lettuce or something green.

A happy flying cabbage escapes from a bus.

A visibly shaken man shakes another man "Brace yourself! Winter is coming," he warns.