A young man let's his opinions concerning the town water main be known to the authorities.

Stop engaging in incestuous fornicating! This alligator isn't going to feed itself you know!

Suddenly the human race realized just how disgusting it is to be alive and let out a collective "Ewwwww...."

The World's Largest Ball of Foil loomed over Jeremy and tormented him in his sleep.

Gordon Ramsay's unspoken sexual fantasies.

A snake experiencing intestinal distress after swallowing two car transmissions and a Hot Pocket.

Terrance fidgeted with his explosive neck collar. He begged his captors not to hurt him, not to hurt him no more.

The little basketball's fate was all but sealed. "If only a child would run out into the street and save me!", it cried.

On the coast near Seattle lies an ancient torture chamber known by the locals as The Dungeon of Spit. Survivors are too moist to ID.

Lester was a very convincing Ming the Merciless in the school production of Flash Gordon despite the fact that he was a grape.

The President has been kidnapped by Ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

Suddenly my words turned into bowling balls. I recited the Gettysburg Address and killed 3 men in to process.