Who's the boy with the big purdy ass? Yeshyouare! Yeshyouare!

I see a pretty bird! And a Bunny! And there's a confused man using a waffle iron as a rectal thermometer!

Some people can blow smoke rings, others such as Nash can write out whole words in cursive.

After years of research and experiments what have perfected a human/baboon hybrid. Behold the awesome power of science!

Terrance fidgeted with his explosive neck collar. He begged his captors not to hurt him, not to hurt him no more.

Could be a car crash, could be sexy time. Hard to tell from this angle. It's a clown car so it could be sexy time by default.

Rejected Metal Gear Villain #4382: Thunder Duck, murders genetically modified soldiers with her psycho tits.

Slightly used ginger head for sale. Free to good home. For godssake just get over here and take the damn thing away! Giving me the creeps.

Manny Mushroomtip was very alone. "If only a kid would come alone and eat me!" he cried.

This bear holds the world record for longest nasal hair.

Marvin has nine noodles. He boards a train bound for Chicago at 2pm traveling at 80mph. How many years will he serve for gum chewing.

The coolest boa constrictor in the universe leaves the brown planet, bound for parts unknown.