a man has cut off his own hand with a machete while his yellow ferret laughs at him
the ipens, apple's new attempt to take over the stationary industry
Jesus battles an angry man with lightsabers, the man is apparently evil as he has a red lightsaber whereas Jesus is good cause his is green
a rainicorn speaks french
There's some sheep and shit just chillin' on a hill while some blue bitch with a dog and a stick try and herd those bad boys
sad face is sad because his green ice cream fell on the ground
a narwhal turns 32 and gets a cake-day cake, he is happy even though no one has come to his cake-day
a crying F
a red trash can is in love with the ground
Some zoloft is on fire
mars has become sentient
a mac pisses itself