a man has cut off his own hand with a machete while his yellow ferret laughs at him

the ipens, apple's new attempt to take over the stationary industry

There's some sheep and shit just chillin' on a hill while some blue bitch with a dog and a stick try and herd those bad boys

Jesus battles an angry man with lightsabers, the man is apparently evil as he has a red lightsaber whereas Jesus is good cause his is green

sad face is sad because his green ice cream fell on the ground

a narwhal turns 32 and gets a cake-day cake, he is happy even though no one has come to his cake-day

a crying F

a red trash can is in love with the ground

Some zoloft is on fire

mars has become sentient

a mac pisses itself

small child declares that a green haired devil is pink