Harvey Dent has written a very offensive check to Bruce Wayne. I wish you could see how insulting it is.

A well dressed spoon has no idea what to do with all his cash. It is literally bulging out of his pockets. Look at all that dough. God damn.

A young basement dweller is beguiled into attending a party. There, he hears a young lass misuse a military term. The lad reacts harshly.

A bacteria desperately tries to fit itself into a dress so as to impress its friends at the big party.

Captain Koons of Pulp Fiction delivers a very special watch to a young Butch.

A grape tries to convince his friend, a cabbage, that life is worth living and that he should not kill himself. There is a beautiful sunset.

Two groups of rival time travelers battle through the streets of 1914 Sarajevo. The fate of Archduke Ferdinand seems uncertain.

The Fonze and his latest girlfriend admire an eldritch tea pot. Its influence is subtle and sinister.

Two blue men stand in a white room. One comments that his pen is broken while the other regurgitates a road. Neither seems put off by this.

CSI: Miami, as produced by Salvador Dali. "YEEAAAAHHHHH!" echoes cruelly across the dead city.

It would appear as though the artist had a grande mal seizure while drawing this and the paramedics thought it would be hilarious to submit.

A pumpkin man has a stroke in a field of grass.