A pumpkin man has a stroke in a field of grass.

A bacteria desperately tries to fit itself into a dress so as to impress its friends at the big party.

A young basement dweller is beguiled into attending a party. There, he hears a young lass misuse a military term. The lad reacts harshly.

Harvey Dent has written a very offensive check to Bruce Wayne. I wish you could see how insulting it is.

A well dressed spoon has no idea what to do with all his cash. It is literally bulging out of his pockets. Look at all that dough. God damn.

Doodle or Die

Captain Koons of Pulp Fiction delivers a very special watch to a young Butch.

New Chain

Two groups of rival time travelers battle through the streets of 1914 Sarajevo. The fate of Archduke Ferdinand seems uncertain.

The earth is horrified to find that there is in fact life on the moon (and they are total dicks).

Two men experience the future of gaming, suspended in fluid and their senses wired to a machine.

An attempt at experimental story telling. Look at dem colons.

Edison in his misguided brilliance, creates a lightbulb so massive that it threatens to burn the earth. He begs someone to turn it off.

The Fonze and his latest girlfriend admire an eldritch tea pot. Its influence is subtle and sinister.

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