Anti-literacy medicine.

I do cocaaaaaaine.

A Nazi is insistent that the only truth is the statement of existence, and that the notion of property is morally and logically irrational.

Multiculturalism is used to harden the penal system.

U.S.A. loses 24 of its states.

A monstrous splicing experiment has combined a puppy with a Peapod. The pea-py (Puppod(?)) is using its pod as a raft to escape.

Ray Charles' Ghost is betting all his jelly beans.

This disenchanted youth doesn't give no heck about this old-timey snail's nature-gazing bullshit.

This guy is a real McAsshole.

A banana with a hairy chest stinks like shit. He's also drunk, and stumbling, fearfully, away from something.

America.

"Mushrooms ain't got shit on stars", proclaimed a young Kanye West.