A confused light bulb comes out from a black hole to greet the earth, who is mildly happy to see his light friend.

A dragon professes its black love to a tree in a field as an evil red face and his duck henchmen look on.

A pink man is confused, for his arms have spontaneously grown faces that laugh at his face.

A man contemplates the probability of urinating himself. Little does he know, it is a 100% chance.

Sassy Elephant doesn't give a fuck

Link waves goodbye as he steps into the wrong boat. That is not the King of Red Lions.

Daft Punk politely returns a greeting from a small boy.

Cube head wants to be hugged

Man in a speedboat gives zero fucks

A blue-eyed man laughs as he shoots lasers at another guy, causing him to vomit blood and die.

A one-eyed man being a douchebag

Patrick Star decides to take off his pants

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