A one-eyed man being a douchebag

Patrick Star decides to take off his pants

Cheese cord

A pink man is confused, for his arms have spontaneously grown faces that laugh at his face.

A man contemplates the probability of urinating himself. Little does he know, it is a 100% chance.

A potato makes fun of a grape for being tiny

Infinity piranha is force-fed a rainbow

Car plus cat equals pothead

Chinese take-out

10:14 is the time.

Some guy laments getting a virus on his computer because he placed it next to his microwave

A man in despair; he has no idea what is going on, yet a smile is plastered to his face.