Wolf learns speech through a miracle, but is more interested in food than in furthering science.

WE ARE THE PIRATES WHO DON'T DO ANYTHING

Erikat. I guess. (is this the joke)

John, Gamzee and Karkat share cookies during the apocalypse.

The scary face cries blood because no one will ever love it. :(

"Why do I have a face and arms?" Apple wondered. Why indeed.

"Amarilla de El Bosque Verde" y "ChuChu" de Pokemon Especial.

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

Fish facial hair may SOUND cute, but it is in fact a serious disorder that keeps the fish from reproducing or, in severe cases, even eating.

"HU," shouted the lonely dog, as the yellow squiggles closed in on her. It was all over.

Maybe that guy from those dumb beer commercials?

After the giant finally finished bringing his furniture to the top of the mountain, he stopped to reevaluate his life.