DOG LIKES WATER

"Wow, that sure was a great haircut!" Jason said. (It wasn't.)

Shit doesn't particularly like YOU, either.

What is The Beatles?

But you aren't allowed to decorate for Christmas until AFTER Thanksgiving!

I guess this one's a freebee.

Homestuck is homosexual. That's right--it's sexually attracted to OTHER WEBCOMICS. EW!!!

HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO!

Respectable orange.

Adult baby.

Two cowpokes.

I'M GONNA RAIN ON YOUR PARADE, BITCH.